animals
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two foxes and squirrel – of course it contains nuts
Rufus says: “run, squirrel, run”
Description:Rufus says: “run, squirrel, run”
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is there a vegan option?
Rufus says: “I’ve just found out why vultures are bald – can’t repeat it here though!”
Description:Rufus says: “I’ve just found out why vultures are bald – can’t repeat it here though!”
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Horse and a cloud image
Rufus says: “oh grow up, it’s just a horse and a cloud”
Description:Rufus says: “oh grow up, it’s just a horse and a cloud”
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Dog identifying as human
Rufus says: “totally understand”
Description:Rufus says: “totally understand”
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a bit worried about that mole on your back
Rufus says: ”seriously, keep an eye on it”
Description:Rufus says: ”seriously, keep an eye on it”
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vet’s bill – castration
Rufus says: ‘no seriously, where have they gone?’
Description:Rufus says: ‘no seriously, where have they gone?’
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budgie smugglers
Rufus says: “Better to let them hang lose”
Description:Rufus says: “Better to let them hang lose”
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vicar, priest and rabbit
Rufus says: ‘why’s a rabbit giving blood?’
Description:Rufus says: ‘why’s a rabbit giving blood?’
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cornered by the pub boar
Rufus says: ”Been there”
Description:Rufus says: ”Been there”
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chicken in high heeled shoes
Rufus says: “…there’s something in the way she walks…”
Description:Rufus says: “…there’s something in the way she walks…”
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chicken in high heeled shoes – hen night
Rufus says: ”I like the way you mooove…”
Description:Rufus says: ”I like the way you mooove…”
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blocked dog
Rufus says: “I really shouln’t have eaten that lamb bone”
Description:Rufus says: “I really shouln’t have eaten that lamb bone”
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cat freaking out
Rufus says: “just saying hello”
Description:Rufus says: “just saying hello”
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dog tricks
Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
Description:Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
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escapegoat
Rufus says: “…you can make it!”
Description:Rufus says: “…you can make it!”
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gluten free pigeons
Rufus says: “if you’re too bloated, I’ll catch you!”
Description:Rufus says: “if you’re too bloated, I’ll catch you!”
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flat coated retriever – dog
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foxy
Rufus says: “Where?”
Description:Rufus says: “Where?”
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grand piano
Rufus says: ”where’s he gone?”
Description:Rufus says: ”where’s he gone?”
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gun dogs
Rufus says: “I’ve got my money on the Spaniel”
Description:Rufus says: “I’ve got my money on the Spaniel”
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kitten
Rufus says: “you’ve got amazing blue eyes”
Description:Rufus says: “you’ve got amazing blue eyes”
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upsetting the dog’s chakra
Rufus says: ”it’s not funny”
Description:Rufus says: ”it’s not funny”
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piglet
Rufus says: “we’ll be fine as long as you don’t start walking on two legs”
Description:Rufus says: “we’ll be fine as long as you don’t start walking on two legs”
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Beegone
Rufus says: “it was there just a minute ago”
Description:Rufus says: “it was there just a minute ago”