general humour
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two foxes and squirrel – of course it contains nuts
Rufus says: “run, squirrel, run”
Description:Rufus says: “run, squirrel, run”
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Cheerleaders at Welsh football ground
Rufus says: “Give us another ‘L’ ”
Description:Rufus says: “Give us another ‘L’ ”
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simple things become more difficult
Rufus says: “I struggle with doors like that”
Description:Rufus says: “I struggle with doors like that”
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is there a vegan option?
Rufus says: “I’ve just found out why vultures are bald – can’t repeat it here though!”
Description:Rufus says: “I’ve just found out why vultures are bald – can’t repeat it here though!”
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favourite bond character
Rufus says: ”Sometimes I read things differently – is that wrong?”
Description:Rufus says: ”Sometimes I read things differently – is that wrong?”
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british superheroes – iron man
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british superheroes – spiderman
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prosecco fountain
Rufus says: “We’ve all done it!“
Description:Rufus says: “We’ve all done it!“
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Horse and a cloud image
Rufus says: “oh grow up, it’s just a horse and a cloud”
Description:Rufus says: “oh grow up, it’s just a horse and a cloud”
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Dog identifying as human
Rufus says: “totally understand”
Description:Rufus says: “totally understand”
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british superheroes – superman
Rufus says: ”I hope there’s something for me in that trolley!”
Description:Rufus says: ”I hope there’s something for me in that trolley!”
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british superheroes – thaw
Rufus says: ”don’t throw that meat away”
Description:Rufus says: ”don’t throw that meat away”
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british superheroes – antman
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a bit worried about that mole on your back
Rufus says: ”seriously, keep an eye on it”
Description:Rufus says: ”seriously, keep an eye on it”
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a disappointing card but better than a text
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queen onesie
“oh look, a onesie”
Description:“oh look, a onesie”
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No lentils before Pilates
Rufus says: “I really struggle with the ‘downward dog’ ”
Description:Rufus says: “I really struggle with the ‘downward dog’ ”
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all we are saying is give peas a chance
Rufus says: “I like sleeping on a bed”
Description:Rufus says: “I like sleeping on a bed”
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arborectum
Rufus says: ”These trees are growing really well.”
Description:Rufus says: ”These trees are growing really well.”
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as one door closes another one opens
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vet’s bill – castration
Rufus says: ‘no seriously, where have they gone?’
Description:Rufus says: ‘no seriously, where have they gone?’
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budgie smugglers
Rufus says: “Better to let them hang lose”
Description:Rufus says: “Better to let them hang lose”
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jousting at hampton court
Rufus says: ”I’ll get it”
Description:Rufus says: ”I’ll get it”
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vicar, priest and rabbit
Rufus says: ‘why’s a rabbit giving blood?’
Description:Rufus says: ‘why’s a rabbit giving blood?’