birthday humour
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simple things become more difficult
Rufus says: “I struggle with doors like that”
Description:Rufus says: “I struggle with doors like that”
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…and you still have all your own teeth
Rufus says: “I’ve had orthodontal work at the doggy dentist – seriously”
Description:Rufus says: “I’ve had orthodontal work at the doggy dentist – seriously”
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Horse and a cloud image
Rufus says: “oh grow up, it’s just a horse and a cloud”
Description:Rufus says: “oh grow up, it’s just a horse and a cloud”
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Dog identifying as human
Rufus says: “totally understand”
Description:Rufus says: “totally understand”
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queen onesie
“oh look, a onesie”
Description:“oh look, a onesie”
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No lentils before Pilates
Rufus says: “I really struggle with the ‘downward dog’ ”
Description:Rufus says: “I really struggle with the ‘downward dog’ ”
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if you’ve woken up on the right side of the soil it should be a good day
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vet’s bill – castration
Rufus says: ‘no seriously, where have they gone?’
Description:Rufus says: ‘no seriously, where have they gone?’
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vicar, priest and rabbit
Rufus says: ‘why’s a rabbit giving blood?’
Description:Rufus says: ‘why’s a rabbit giving blood?’
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join the dots
Rufus says: “I don’t think it makes a rude word”
Description:Rufus says: “I don’t think it makes a rude word”
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extra round of drinks – ‘oh, just kill me’
Rufus says: ”Been there”
Description:Rufus says: ”Been there”
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double berocca no ice
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happy birthday – ransom note
Rufus says: “but just remember I know how old you really are”
Description:Rufus says: “but just remember I know how old you really are”
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dog tricks
Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
Description:Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
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ha pea birthday
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happy b’day
Rufus says: “I drink from those – is that not good?”
Description:Rufus says: “I drink from those – is that not good?”
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happy beerday
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happy birthday to a fungi
Rufus says: “don’t pick in the afternoon – trust me!”
Description:Rufus says: “don’t pick in the afternoon – trust me!”
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love scene from misery
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the three tenas
Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”
Description:Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”
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holy cow! it’s your birthday
Rufus says: “udderly unbelievable!”
Description:Rufus says: “udderly unbelievable!”
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holy crap! it’s your birthday
Rufus says: “that’s a beauty!”
Description:Rufus says: “that’s a beauty!”
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holy crop! it’s your birthday
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happy birthday – I must not forget your birthday – blackboard
Rufus says: “sorry it was late – I promise I won’t forget it next year!”
Description:Rufus says: “sorry it was late – I promise I won’t forget it next year!”