humour
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I’m talking to the cat
Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
Description:Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
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never in human history…
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taxidermy
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well it seemed like a good idea at the time
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jimmy chews
Rufus says: “when jimmy chews shoes, he’ll always choose jimmy choos“
Description:Rufus says: “when jimmy chews shoes, he’ll always choose jimmy choos“
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let’s get malbec’d
Rufus says: “…or Barolo’d, or Sauvignon’d, even Pinot Grigio’d – anything but Chardonnay’d”
Description:Rufus says: “…or Barolo’d, or Sauvignon’d, even Pinot Grigio’d – anything but Chardonnay’d”
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phew
Rufus says: “Just remembered your birthday in time!!!”
Description:Rufus says: “Just remembered your birthday in time!!!”
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remember age gets better with wine
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Hey Siri
Rufus says: “that really is so embarrassing”
Description:Rufus says: “that really is so embarrassing”
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let’s drink champagne – tomorrow night it’s back to prosecco
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is there a vegan option?
Rufus says: “I’ve just found out why vultures are bald – can’t repeat it here though!”
Description:Rufus says: “I’ve just found out why vultures are bald – can’t repeat it here though!”
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british superheroes – iron man
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simple things become more difficult
Rufus says: “I struggle with doors like that”
Description:Rufus says: “I struggle with doors like that”
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No lentils before Pilates
Rufus says: “I really struggle with the ‘downward dog’ ”
Description:Rufus says: “I really struggle with the ‘downward dog’ ”
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prosecco fountain
Rufus says: “We’ve all done it!“
Description:Rufus says: “We’ve all done it!“
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two foxes and squirrel – of course it contains nuts
Rufus says: “run, squirrel, run”
Description:Rufus says: “run, squirrel, run”
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favourite bond character
Rufus says: ”Sometimes I read things differently – is that wrong?”
Description:Rufus says: ”Sometimes I read things differently – is that wrong?”
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Cheerleaders at Welsh football ground
Rufus says: “Give us another ‘L’ ”
Description:Rufus says: “Give us another ‘L’ ”
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submarine racing championships
it was a photo finish at the submarine racing championships
Description:it was a photo finish at the submarine racing championships
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budgie smugglers
Rufus says: “Better to let them hang lose”
Description:Rufus says: “Better to let them hang lose”
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british superheroes – spiderman
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Horse and a cloud image
Rufus says: “oh grow up, it’s just a horse and a cloud”
Description:Rufus says: “oh grow up, it’s just a horse and a cloud”
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Dog identifying as human
Rufus says: “totally understand”
Description:Rufus says: “totally understand”
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british superheroes – superman
Rufus says: ”I hope there’s something for me in that trolley!”
Description:Rufus says: ”I hope there’s something for me in that trolley!”