birthday humour
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simple things become more difficult
Rufus says: “I struggle with doors like that”
Description:Rufus says: “I struggle with doors like that”
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…and you still have all your own teeth
Rufus says: “I’ve had orthodontal work at the doggy dentist – seriously”
Description:Rufus says: “I’ve had orthodontal work at the doggy dentist – seriously”
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if you’ve woken up on the right side of the soil it should be a good day
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join the dots
Rufus says: “I don’t think it makes a rude word”
Description:Rufus says: “I don’t think it makes a rude word”
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extra round of drinks – ‘oh, just kill me’
Rufus says: ”Been there”
Description:Rufus says: ”Been there”
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double berocca no ice
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happy birthday – ransom note
Rufus says: “but just remember I know how old you really are”
Description:Rufus says: “but just remember I know how old you really are”
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ha pea birthday
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happy b’day
Rufus says: “I drink from those – is that not good?”
Description:Rufus says: “I drink from those – is that not good?”
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happy beerday
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happy birthday to a fungi
Rufus says: “don’t pick in the afternoon – trust me!”
Description:Rufus says: “don’t pick in the afternoon – trust me!”
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the three tenas
Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”
Description:Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”
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holy cow! it’s your birthday
Rufus says: “udderly unbelievable!”
Description:Rufus says: “udderly unbelievable!”
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holy crap! it’s your birthday
Rufus says: “that’s a beauty!”
Description:Rufus says: “that’s a beauty!”
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holy crop! it’s your birthday
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happy birthday – I must not forget your birthday – blackboard
Rufus says: “sorry it was late – I promise I won’t forget it next year!”
Description:Rufus says: “sorry it was late – I promise I won’t forget it next year!”
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happy birthday – in our time
Rufus says: “happy birthday – to the only person I know who actually understands in our time”
Description:Rufus says: “happy birthday – to the only person I know who actually understands in our time”
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air guitar strings
Rufus says: “I don’t need a plectrum”
Description:Rufus says: “I don’t need a plectrum”
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national portrait gallery, national landscape gallery
Rufus says: “You’ll find me in the first one”
Description:Rufus says: “You’ll find me in the first one”
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blind tired
Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
Description:Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
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Gin & tonic catatonic
Rufus says: “just the one too many”
Description:Rufus says: “just the one too many”
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I was going to get you some flowers
Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
Description:Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
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know’s how to use an apostrophe – happy birthday
Rufus says: “not sure if I do”
Description:Rufus says: “not sure if I do”
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multiple choice birthday
Rufus says: “that resolves the problem of ‘relation’ cards”
Description:Rufus says: “that resolves the problem of ‘relation’ cards”