boozy humour
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prosecco fountain
Rufus says: “We’ve all done it!“
Description:Rufus says: “We’ve all done it!“
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blind tired
Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
Description:Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
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let’s get malbec’d
Rufus says: “…or Barolo’d, or Sauvignon’d, even Pinot Grigio’d – anything but Chardonnay’d”
Description:Rufus says: “…or Barolo’d, or Sauvignon’d, even Pinot Grigio’d – anything but Chardonnay’d”
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part of your 5 a day
Rufus says: “apparently the lime keeps the wasps out of the bottle”
Description:Rufus says: “apparently the lime keeps the wasps out of the bottle”
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remember age gets better with wine
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remember age gets better with wine
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Gin & tonic catatonic
Rufus says: “just the one too many”
Description:Rufus says: “just the one too many”
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only drink if the day had a ‘y’ in it
Rufus says: “that’s a tough rule”
Description:Rufus says: “that’s a tough rule”
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start with the 6 pack…
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let’s drink champagne – tomorrow night it’s back to prosecco
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4 of your 5 a day
Rufus says: ”I drink only water.”
Description:Rufus says: ”I drink only water.”
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we’ve just been reviewing them
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wine heals everything – from toe to head
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Rosé tinted glasses
Rufus says: “just ask Elton John”
Description:Rufus says: “just ask Elton John”
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gin o’clock
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good grammar is important but good wine is importanter
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happy beerday
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cornered by the pub boar
Rufus says: ”Been there”
Description:Rufus says: ”Been there”
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extra round of drinks – ‘oh, just kill me’
Rufus says: ”Been there”
Description:Rufus says: ”Been there”