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  • Jimmy chews

    jimmy chews

    Rufus says: “when jimmy chews shoes, he’ll always choose jimmy choos“

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    Rufus says: “when jimmy chews shoes, he’ll always choose jimmy choos“

  • parakeets noisy bastards

    parakeets

    Rufus says: ”I’ll catch them one day”

    Description:

    Rufus says: ”I’ll catch them one day”

  • no regerts

    Rufus says: “Did you really check that twice?”

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    Rufus says: “Did you really check that twice?”

  • budgie smugglers

    Rufus says: “Better to let them hang lose”

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    Rufus says: “Better to let them hang lose”

  • Vegan vulture

    is there a vegan option?

    Rufus says: “I’ve just found out why vultures are bald – can’t repeat it here though!”

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    Rufus says: “I’ve just found out why vultures are bald – can’t repeat it here though!”

  • british superheroes iron man

    british superheroes – iron man

  • h2149 Cheerleaders

    Cheerleaders at Welsh football ground

    Rufus says: “Give us another ‘L’ ”

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    Rufus says: “Give us another ‘L’ ”

  • simple things become more difficult

    simple things become more difficult

    Rufus says: “I struggle with doors like that”

    Description:

    Rufus says: “I struggle with doors like that”

  • favourite bond character

    Rufus says: ”Sometimes I read things differently – is that wrong?”

    Description:

    Rufus says: ”Sometimes I read things differently – is that wrong?”

  • prosecco-fountain

    prosecco fountain

    Rufus says: “We’ve all done it!“

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    Rufus says: “We’ve all done it!“

  • Dog identifying as human

    Dog identifying as human

    Rufus says: “totally understand”

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    Rufus says: “totally understand”

  • escapegoat scapegoat

    escapegoat

    Rufus says: “…you can make it!”

    Description:

    Rufus says: “…you can make it!”

  • two foxes and squirrel - of course it contains nuts

    two foxes and squirrel – of course it contains nuts

    Rufus says: “run, squirrel, run”

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    Rufus says: “run, squirrel, run”

  • batman - caught awkwardly british superhero

    british superheroes – batman

    Rufus says: “hit and miss all at the same time”

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    Rufus says: “hit and miss all at the same time”

  • “oh look, a onesie”

    queen onesie

    “oh look, a onesie”

    Description:

    “oh look, a onesie”

  • No lentils before Pilates

    No lentils before Pilates

    Rufus says: “I really struggle with the ‘downward dog’ ”

    Description:

    Rufus says: “I really struggle with the ‘downward dog’ ”

  • dog tricks – which one’s the treat under?

    dog tricks

    Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”

    Description:

    Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”

  • gluten free pigeons

    gluten free pigeons

    Rufus says: “if you’re too bloated, I’ll catch you!”

    Description:

    Rufus says: “if you’re too bloated, I’ll catch you!”

  • I used to think that good grammar was important

    good grammar is important but good wine is importanter

  • three tenas

    the three tenas

    Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”

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    Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”

  • Lets get malbecd

    let’s get malbec’d

    Rufus says: “…or Barolo’d, or Sauvignon’d, even Pinot Grigio’d – anything but Chardonnay’d”

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    Rufus says: “…or Barolo’d, or Sauvignon’d, even Pinot Grigio’d – anything but Chardonnay’d”