pet humour
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I’m talking to the cat
Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
Description:Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
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Hey Siri
Rufus says: “that really is so embarrassing”
Description:Rufus says: “that really is so embarrassing”
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Dog identifying as human
Rufus says: “totally understand”
Description:Rufus says: “totally understand”
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gun dogs
Rufus says: “I’ve got my money on the Spaniel”
Description:Rufus says: “I’ve got my money on the Spaniel”
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vet’s bill – castration
Rufus says: ‘no seriously, where have they gone?’
Description:Rufus says: ‘no seriously, where have they gone?’
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budgie smugglers
Rufus says: “Better to let them hang lose”
Description:Rufus says: “Better to let them hang lose”
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jimmy chews
Rufus says: “when jimmy chews shoes, he’ll always choose jimmy choos“
Description:Rufus says: “when jimmy chews shoes, he’ll always choose jimmy choos“
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lady throwing stick – fetch
Rufus says: “show me again”
Description:Rufus says: “show me again”
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cat freaking out
Rufus says: “just saying hello”
Description:Rufus says: “just saying hello”
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dog tricks
Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
Description:Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
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upsetting the dog’s chakra
Rufus says: ”it’s not funny”
Description:Rufus says: ”it’s not funny”
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never jetwash a dalmatian
Rufus says: “I love dalmatians too.“
Description:Rufus says: “I love dalmatians too.“
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blocked dog
Rufus says: “I really shouln’t have eaten that lamb bone”
Description:Rufus says: “I really shouln’t have eaten that lamb bone”
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it’s my park – two dogs
Rufus says: ‘well it quite clearly is my park”
Description:Rufus says: ‘well it quite clearly is my park”
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golden puppy rolling in fox poo
Rufus says: ”I’m really, really sorry. Tomato ketchup gets it out”
Description:Rufus says: ”I’m really, really sorry. Tomato ketchup gets it out”
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black puppy rolling in fox poo
Rufus says: ”I’m really, really sorry. Tomato ketchup gets it out”
Description:Rufus says: ”I’m really, really sorry. Tomato ketchup gets it out”