birthday humour
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happy birthday – in our time
Rufus says: “happy birthday – to the only person I know who actually understands in our time”
Description:Rufus says: “happy birthday – to the only person I know who actually understands in our time”
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air guitar strings
Rufus says: “I don’t need a plectrum”
Description:Rufus says: “I don’t need a plectrum”
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Beegone
Rufus says: “it was there just a minute ago”
Description:Rufus says: “it was there just a minute ago”
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national portrait gallery, national landscape gallery
Rufus says: “You’ll find me in the first one”
Description:Rufus says: “You’ll find me in the first one”
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blind tired
Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
Description:Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
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Gin & tonic catatonic
Rufus says: “just the one too many”
Description:Rufus says: “just the one too many”
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I was going to get you some flowers
Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
Description:Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
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know’s how to use an apostrophe – happy birthday
Rufus says: “not sure if I do”
Description:Rufus says: “not sure if I do”
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multiple choice birthday
Rufus says: “that resolves the problem of ‘relation’ cards”
Description:Rufus says: “that resolves the problem of ‘relation’ cards”
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Splash out – put the heating on
Rufus says: “just for the day though”
Description:Rufus says: “just for the day though”
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blindfolded birthday surprise
Rufus says: “that’s a bit dark”
Description:Rufus says: “that’s a bit dark”
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Cataractamaran
Rufus says: “it might just be a detached retina”
Description:Rufus says: “it might just be a detached retina”
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fabergé chicken
Rufus says: “it hasn’t actually laid an egg yet, has it?”
Description:Rufus says: “it hasn’t actually laid an egg yet, has it?”
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I’m talking to the cat
Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
Description:Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
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pretenders tribute band
Rufus says: “OK, but will they do ‘my city was gone’ as an encore?”
Description:Rufus says: “OK, but will they do ‘my city was gone’ as an encore?”
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jimmy chews
Rufus says: “when jimmy chews shoes, he’ll always choose jimmy choos“
Description:Rufus says: “when jimmy chews shoes, he’ll always choose jimmy choos“
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remember age gets better with wine
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remember age gets better with wine
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Hey Siri
Rufus says: “that really is so embarrassing”
Description:Rufus says: “that really is so embarrassing”
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only drink if the day had a ‘y’ in it
Rufus says: “that’s a tough rule”
Description:Rufus says: “that’s a tough rule”
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the older we get, the better we were
Rufus says: “oh, back in the day!”
Description:Rufus says: “oh, back in the day!”
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the older you get, the better you get – unless you’re a banana
Rufus says: “I just love the smell of an old banana”
Description:Rufus says: “I just love the smell of an old banana”
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AGE is just a number
Rufus says: ‘now multiply by seven…’
Description:Rufus says: ‘now multiply by seven…’
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Newborn – goodluck
Rufus says: ‘goodluck, you’ll need it’
Description:Rufus says: ‘goodluck, you’ll need it’