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Cheerleaders at Welsh football ground
Rufus says: “Give us another ‘L’ ”
Description:Rufus says: “Give us another ‘L’ ”
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submarine racing championships
it was a photo finish at the submarine racing championships
Description:it was a photo finish at the submarine racing championships
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Horse and a cloud image
Rufus says: “oh grow up, it’s just a horse and a cloud”
Description:Rufus says: “oh grow up, it’s just a horse and a cloud”
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Dog identifying as human
Rufus says: “totally understand”
Description:Rufus says: “totally understand”
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No lentils before Pilates
Rufus says: “I really struggle with the ‘downward dog’ ”
Description:Rufus says: “I really struggle with the ‘downward dog’ ”
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air guitar strings
Rufus says: “I don’t need a plectrum”
Description:Rufus says: “I don’t need a plectrum”
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Beegone
Rufus says: “it was there just a minute ago”
Description:Rufus says: “it was there just a minute ago”
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national portrait gallery, national landscape gallery
Rufus says: “You’ll find me in the first one”
Description:Rufus says: “You’ll find me in the first one”
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a dog named Shark
Rufus says: “that could cause some choas”
Description:Rufus says: “that could cause some choas”
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blind tired
Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
Description:Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
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Gin & tonic catatonic
Rufus says: “just the one too many”
Description:Rufus says: “just the one too many”
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I was going to get you some flowers
Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
Description:Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
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know’s how to use an apostrophe – happy birthday
Rufus says: “not sure if I do”
Description:Rufus says: “not sure if I do”
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Splash out – put the heating on
Rufus says: “just for the day though”
Description:Rufus says: “just for the day though”
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valentine’s multiple choice
Rufus says: “I love them all”
Description:Rufus says: “I love them all”
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blindfolded birthday surprise
Rufus says: “that’s a bit dark”
Description:Rufus says: “that’s a bit dark”
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Cataractamaran
Rufus says: “it might just be a detached retina”
Description:Rufus says: “it might just be a detached retina”
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fabergé chicken
Rufus says: “it hasn’t actually laid an egg yet, has it?”
Description:Rufus says: “it hasn’t actually laid an egg yet, has it?”
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I’m talking to the cat
Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
Description:Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
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Pedants
Rufus says: “reaffirmation or correction?”
Description:Rufus says: “reaffirmation or correction?”
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pretenders tribute band
Rufus says: “OK, but will they do ‘my city was gone’ as an encore?”
Description:Rufus says: “OK, but will they do ‘my city was gone’ as an encore?”
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Hey Siri
Rufus says: “that really is so embarrassing”
Description:Rufus says: “that really is so embarrassing”
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Manuka Tree
Rufus says: “I think the bees are stealing it”
Description:Rufus says: “I think the bees are stealing it”
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only drink if the day had a ‘y’ in it
Rufus says: “that’s a tough rule”
Description:Rufus says: “that’s a tough rule”