rufus’ favourites
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vicar, priest and rabbit
Rufus says: ‘why’s a rabbit giving blood?’
Description:Rufus says: ‘why’s a rabbit giving blood?’
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join the dots
Rufus says: “I don’t think it makes a rude word”
Description:Rufus says: “I don’t think it makes a rude word”
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dandelion
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dog tricks
Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
Description:Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
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gluten free pigeons
Rufus says: “if you’re too bloated, I’ll catch you!”
Description:Rufus says: “if you’re too bloated, I’ll catch you!”
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Rosé tinted glasses
Rufus says: “just ask Elton John”
Description:Rufus says: “just ask Elton John”
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fixie bike
Rufus says: ”pedal faster, or I’m gonna to catch you”
Description:Rufus says: ”pedal faster, or I’m gonna to catch you”
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for you… I’d walk blindfolded through a field of rakes
Rufus says: ”they really do move faster than you think”
Description:Rufus says: ”they really do move faster than you think”
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get well soon
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good grammar is important but good wine is importanter
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upsetting the dog’s chakra
Rufus says: ”it’s not funny”
Description:Rufus says: ”it’s not funny”
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happy beerday
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the three tenas
Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”
Description:Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”
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headphones and sunglasses
Rufus says: “trippy man – watch where you’re going!”
Description:Rufus says: “trippy man – watch where you’re going!”
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intelligence and wisdom
Rufus says: “a tomato is a fruit – you’re kidding me”
Description:Rufus says: “a tomato is a fruit – you’re kidding me”
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jimmy chews
Rufus says: “when jimmy chews shoes, he’ll always choose jimmy choos“
Description:Rufus says: “when jimmy chews shoes, he’ll always choose jimmy choos“
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let’s get malbec’d
Rufus says: “…or Barolo’d, or Sauvignon’d, even Pinot Grigio’d – anything but Chardonnay’d”
Description:Rufus says: “…or Barolo’d, or Sauvignon’d, even Pinot Grigio’d – anything but Chardonnay’d”
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love really is all you need
Rufus says: “the more love I give, the more love I receive”
Description:Rufus says: “the more love I give, the more love I receive”
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macarons
Rufus says: “who doesn’t love a macaron”
Description:Rufus says: “who doesn’t love a macaron”
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no regerts
Rufus says: “Did you really check that twice?”
Description:Rufus says: “Did you really check that twice?”
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prawnstar – her own feminist choice
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golden puppy rolling in fox poo
Rufus says: ”I’m really, really sorry. Tomato ketchup gets it out”
Description:Rufus says: ”I’m really, really sorry. Tomato ketchup gets it out”
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smarties – well done
Rufus says: “yeah, they’re all proud of you but I’m still their favourite”
Description:Rufus says: “yeah, they’re all proud of you but I’m still their favourite”
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the older we get, the better we were
Rufus says: “oh, back in the day!”
Description:Rufus says: “oh, back in the day!”