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blind tired
Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
Description:Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
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brontësaurus
Rufus says: “way over my head – I’m part of the great illiterati”
Description:Rufus says: “way over my head – I’m part of the great illiterati”
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congratulations on your new job
Rufus says: “well done you”
Description:Rufus says: “well done you”
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congratulations on your new job – rubbish here without you
Rufus says: “will you miss me, too?”
Description:Rufus says: “will you miss me, too?”
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Gin & tonic catatonic
Rufus says: “just the one too many”
Description:Rufus says: “just the one too many”
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good luck 3D
Rufus says: “I’ve got all my paws crossed – and I keep on falling over”
Description:Rufus says: “I’ve got all my paws crossed – and I keep on falling over”
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happy valentine’s pride paper heart
Rufus says: “when you’re in love, you’re in love”
Description:Rufus says: “when you’re in love, you’re in love”
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happy valentine’s red paper heart
Rufus says: “different layers of love?”
Description:Rufus says: “different layers of love?”
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I was going to get you some flowers
Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
Description:Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
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know’s how to use an apostrophe – happy birthday
Rufus says: “not sure if I do”
Description:Rufus says: “not sure if I do”
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multiple choice birthday
Rufus says: “that resolves the problem of ‘relation’ cards”
Description:Rufus says: “that resolves the problem of ‘relation’ cards”
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Pride rainbow heart – no text
Rufus says: “nice colours”
Description:Rufus says: “nice colours”
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Splash out – put the heating on
Rufus says: “just for the day though”
Description:Rufus says: “just for the day though”
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valentine’s multiple choice
Rufus says: “I love them all”
Description:Rufus says: “I love them all”
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Well done you (star)
Rufus says: “well done, seriously well done!”
Description:Rufus says: “well done, seriously well done!”
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Well done you – 1 line
Rufus says: “well done, that’s brilliant”
Description:Rufus says: “well done, that’s brilliant”
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Well done you – gold star
Rufus says: “really, really well done!”
Description:Rufus says: “really, really well done!”
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you did it – bunting
Rufus says: “I said you would!”
Description:Rufus says: “I said you would!”
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you got this 3D type
Rufus says: “you have, I promise you”
Description:Rufus says: “you have, I promise you”
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blindfolded birthday surprise
Rufus says: “that’s a bit dark”
Description:Rufus says: “that’s a bit dark”
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Cataractamaran
Rufus says: “it might just be a detached retina”
Description:Rufus says: “it might just be a detached retina”
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fabergé chicken
Rufus says: “it hasn’t actually laid an egg yet, has it?”
Description:Rufus says: “it hasn’t actually laid an egg yet, has it?”
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I’m talking to the cat
Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
Description:Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
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Pedants
Rufus says: “reaffirmation or correction?”
Description:Rufus says: “reaffirmation or correction?”