humour
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Rosé tinted glasses
Rufus says: “just ask Elton John”
Description:Rufus says: “just ask Elton John”
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for you… I’d walk blindfolded through a field of rakes
Rufus says: ”they really do move faster than you think”
Description:Rufus says: ”they really do move faster than you think”
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fred bear
Rufus says: ”it was like that before I played with it!”
Description:Rufus says: ”it was like that before I played with it!”
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gin o’clock
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good grammar is important but good wine is importanter
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grand piano
Rufus says: ”where’s he gone?”
Description:Rufus says: ”where’s he gone?”
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gun dogs
Rufus says: “I’ve got my money on the Spaniel”
Description:Rufus says: “I’ve got my money on the Spaniel”
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upsetting the dog’s chakra
Rufus says: ”it’s not funny”
Description:Rufus says: ”it’s not funny”
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ha pea birthday
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happy beerday
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happy birthday to a fungi
Rufus says: “don’t pick in the afternoon – trust me!”
Description:Rufus says: “don’t pick in the afternoon – trust me!”
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make america grate again – donald trump
Rufus says: “make america great again – this would be a start”
Description:Rufus says: “make america great again – this would be a start”
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love scene from misery
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mansplaining
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the three tenas
Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”
Description:Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”
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holy cow! it’s your birthday
Rufus says: “udderly unbelievable!”
Description:Rufus says: “udderly unbelievable!”
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holy crap! it’s your birthday
Rufus says: “that’s a beauty!”
Description:Rufus says: “that’s a beauty!”
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holy crop! it’s your birthday
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I’ve had it for ages
Rufus says: “So, if you’ve had that handbag for ages, how come the price tag is still on it?”
Description:Rufus says: “So, if you’ve had that handbag for ages, how come the price tag is still on it?”
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I’ve had them for ages
Rufus says: “new shoes – my next victim!”
Description:Rufus says: “new shoes – my next victim!”
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if you don’t like this card
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in these shoes?
Rufus says: “they look so tasty!”
Description:Rufus says: “they look so tasty!”
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air guitar strings
Rufus says: “I don’t need a plectrum”
Description:Rufus says: “I don’t need a plectrum”
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Beegone
Rufus says: “it was there just a minute ago”
Description:Rufus says: “it was there just a minute ago”