humour
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british superheroes – thaw
Rufus says: ”don’t throw that meat away”
Description:Rufus says: ”don’t throw that meat away”
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british superheroes – antman
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4 of your 5 a day
Rufus says: ”I drink only water.”
Description:Rufus says: ”I drink only water.”
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a bit worried about that mole on your back
Rufus says: ”seriously, keep an eye on it”
Description:Rufus says: ”seriously, keep an eye on it”
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a disappointing card but better than a text
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queen onesie
“oh look, a onesie”
Description:“oh look, a onesie”
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all we are saying is give peas a chance
Rufus says: “I like sleeping on a bed”
Description:Rufus says: “I like sleeping on a bed”
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arborectum
Rufus says: ”These trees are growing really well.”
Description:Rufus says: ”These trees are growing really well.”
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as one door closes another one opens
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vet’s bill – castration
Rufus says: ‘no seriously, where have they gone?’
Description:Rufus says: ‘no seriously, where have they gone?’
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jousting at hampton court
Rufus says: ”I’ll get it”
Description:Rufus says: ”I’ll get it”
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vicar, priest and rabbit
Rufus says: ‘why’s a rabbit giving blood?’
Description:Rufus says: ‘why’s a rabbit giving blood?’
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cornered by the pub boar
Rufus says: ”Been there”
Description:Rufus says: ”Been there”
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join the dots
Rufus says: “I don’t think it makes a rude word”
Description:Rufus says: “I don’t think it makes a rude word”
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bunny boiled
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can I have a pee please Bob?
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chicken in high heeled shoes
Rufus says: “…there’s something in the way she walks…”
Description:Rufus says: “…there’s something in the way she walks…”
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extra round of drinks – ‘oh, just kill me’
Rufus says: ”Been there”
Description:Rufus says: ”Been there”
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blocked dog
Rufus says: “I really shouln’t have eaten that lamb bone”
Description:Rufus says: “I really shouln’t have eaten that lamb bone”
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cat freaking out
Rufus says: “just saying hello”
Description:Rufus says: “just saying hello”
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dog tricks
Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
Description:Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
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escapegoat
Rufus says: “…you can make it!”
Description:Rufus says: “…you can make it!”
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dating Ian with one i
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gluten free pigeons
Rufus says: “if you’re too bloated, I’ll catch you!”
Description:Rufus says: “if you’re too bloated, I’ll catch you!”