humour
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national portrait gallery, national landscape gallery
Rufus says: “You’ll find me in the first one”
Description:Rufus says: “You’ll find me in the first one”
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a dog named Shark
Rufus says: “that could cause some choas”
Description:Rufus says: “that could cause some choas”
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blind tired
Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
Description:Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
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brontësaurus
Rufus says: “way over my head – I’m part of the great illiterati”
Description:Rufus says: “way over my head – I’m part of the great illiterati”
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Gin & tonic catatonic
Rufus says: “just the one too many”
Description:Rufus says: “just the one too many”
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I was going to get you some flowers
Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
Description:Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
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Cataractamaran
Rufus says: “it might just be a detached retina”
Description:Rufus says: “it might just be a detached retina”
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Pedants
Rufus says: “reaffirmation or correction?”
Description:Rufus says: “reaffirmation or correction?”
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Vandals – summer shoes that really hurt your feet
Rufus says: “you try hot tarmac on a summer’s day – that really hurts your feet!”
Description:Rufus says: “you try hot tarmac on a summer’s day – that really hurts your feet!”
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how’s your weekend bean?
“excellent thanks basil”
Description:“excellent thanks basil”
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intelligence and wisdom
Rufus says: “a tomato is a fruit – you’re kidding me”
Description:Rufus says: “a tomato is a fruit – you’re kidding me”
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well i’m single right now – socks
Rufus says “and how about a dating app for dogs too”
Description:Rufus says “and how about a dating app for dogs too”
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I’m not a slug, I’m just a homeless snail
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you’ve got a beard
Rufus says: ”I’m thinking of shaving mine off”
Description:Rufus says: ”I’m thinking of shaving mine off”
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lucky pants
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lady throwing stick – fetch
Rufus says: “show me again”
Description:Rufus says: “show me again”
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never jetwash a dalmatian
Rufus says: “I love dalmatians too.“
Description:Rufus says: “I love dalmatians too.“
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no regerts
Rufus says: “Did you really check that twice?”
Description:Rufus says: “Did you really check that twice?”
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parakeets
Rufus says: ”I’ll catch them one day”
Description:Rufus says: ”I’ll catch them one day”
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part of your 5 a day
Rufus says: “apparently the lime keeps the wasps out of the bottle”
Description:Rufus says: “apparently the lime keeps the wasps out of the bottle”
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prawnstar
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prawnstar – her own feminist choice
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golden puppy rolling in fox poo
Rufus says: ”I’m really, really sorry. Tomato ketchup gets it out”
Description:Rufus says: ”I’m really, really sorry. Tomato ketchup gets it out”
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remember age gets better with wine