general humour
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bunny boiled
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can I have a pee please Bob?
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blocked dog
Rufus says: “I really shouln’t have eaten that lamb bone”
Description:Rufus says: “I really shouln’t have eaten that lamb bone”
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cat freaking out
Rufus says: “just saying hello”
Description:Rufus says: “just saying hello”
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dog tricks
Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
Description:Rufus says: “do I look like I give a damn?”
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dating Ian with one i
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gluten free pigeons
Rufus says: “if you’re too bloated, I’ll catch you!”
Description:Rufus says: “if you’re too bloated, I’ll catch you!”
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for you… I’d walk blindfolded through a field of rakes
Rufus says: ”they really do move faster than you think”
Description:Rufus says: ”they really do move faster than you think”
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fred bear
Rufus says: ”it was like that before I played with it!”
Description:Rufus says: ”it was like that before I played with it!”
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good grammar is important but good wine is importanter
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make america grate again – donald trump
Rufus says: “make america great again – this would be a start”
Description:Rufus says: “make america great again – this would be a start”
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love scene from misery
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mansplaining
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the three tenas
Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”
Description:Rufus says: “don’t laugh too hard”
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if you don’t like this card
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air guitar strings
Rufus says: “I don’t need a plectrum”
Description:Rufus says: “I don’t need a plectrum”
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Beegone
Rufus says: “it was there just a minute ago”
Description:Rufus says: “it was there just a minute ago”
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national portrait gallery, national landscape gallery
Rufus says: “You’ll find me in the first one”
Description:Rufus says: “You’ll find me in the first one”
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a dog named Shark
Rufus says: “that could cause some choas”
Description:Rufus says: “that could cause some choas”
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blind tired
Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
Description:Rufus says: “hmm, a bit too much lady petrol?”
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brontësaurus
Rufus says: “way over my head – I’m part of the great illiterati”
Description:Rufus says: “way over my head – I’m part of the great illiterati”
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Gin & tonic catatonic
Rufus says: “just the one too many”
Description:Rufus says: “just the one too many”
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I was going to get you some flowers
Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
Description:Rufus says: “I’d still get some flowers”
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valentine’s multiple choice
Rufus says: “I love them all”
Description:Rufus says: “I love them all”