general humour
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Cataractamaran
Rufus says: “it might just be a detached retina”
Description:Rufus says: “it might just be a detached retina”
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I’m talking to the cat
Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
Description:Rufus says: “I quite like a crispy sea-bass skin”
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Pedants
Rufus says: “reaffirmation or correction?”
Description:Rufus says: “reaffirmation or correction?”
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pretenders tribute band
Rufus says: “OK, but will they do ‘my city was gone’ as an encore?”
Description:Rufus says: “OK, but will they do ‘my city was gone’ as an encore?”
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how’s your weekend bean?
“excellent thanks basil”
Description:“excellent thanks basil”
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intelligence and wisdom
Rufus says: “a tomato is a fruit – you’re kidding me”
Description:Rufus says: “a tomato is a fruit – you’re kidding me”
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well i’m single right now – socks
Rufus says “and how about a dating app for dogs too”
Description:Rufus says “and how about a dating app for dogs too”
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I’m not a slug, I’m just a homeless snail
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lucky pants
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no regerts
Rufus says: “Did you really check that twice?”
Description:Rufus says: “Did you really check that twice?”
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part of your 5 a day
Rufus says: “apparently the lime keeps the wasps out of the bottle”
Description:Rufus says: “apparently the lime keeps the wasps out of the bottle”
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phew
Rufus says: “Just remembered your birthday in time!!!”
Description:Rufus says: “Just remembered your birthday in time!!!”
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smarties – smart ars
Rufus says: ”everyone loves a clever clogs”
Description:Rufus says: ”everyone loves a clever clogs”
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smarties – smarty pants
Rufus says: ”who’s a clever boy then?”
Description:Rufus says: ”who’s a clever boy then?”
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space invaders – watch out for those alien zombie household pets, foxy
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spaced hopper
Rufus says: ”I remember those.”
Description:Rufus says: ”I remember those.”
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spiralize this
Rufus says: ”…and next they’ll be putting burdock root in my food!”
Description:Rufus says: ”…and next they’ll be putting burdock root in my food!”
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stretch font designer dies
Rufus says: “clap your hands if you believe in designers”
Description:Rufus says: “clap your hands if you believe in designers”
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the challenges of haiku
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the trouble with dyslexia
Rufus says: “How did they do that?”
Description:Rufus says: “How did they do that?”
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thesaurus
Rufus says: “what’s it trying to tell us?”
Description:Rufus says: “what’s it trying to tell us?”
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is it my right or your right
Rufus says: ‘we don’t have lefts or rights, we just watch you retrieving the ball’
Description:Rufus says: ‘we don’t have lefts or rights, we just watch you retrieving the ball’
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this year will be harder than last year
Rufus says: “urgh…politics”
Description:Rufus says: “urgh…politics”
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what do we want – A TIME MACHINE
Rufus says: ‘I’d get myself a dinosaur bone’
Description:Rufus says: ‘I’d get myself a dinosaur bone’